My Own Dick by Dez & Nobs

[Nobs]
Yo
We know gangsters wear pink and watch 16 candles for you bitches
For your Nick Nolte ass [?]
Yo Dez, I don't understand why

[Dez]
I don't understand me

[Nobs]
But today you're not getting any hot cocoa from my ass

[Dez]
Because you're shoveling shit?

[Nobs]
I understand where you're going with that

[Dez]
Welcome to the wonderful world of "Fuck you"
With entire cable channels dedicated to crush groups

[Nobs]
Cats are always lost in thought like Sun Du
But no space like Ghost in way no kungfu
[Dez]
And once you drink the water brans or no oat meal
Funny style shit like Rick James on a coke pill

[Nobs]
Check you favorite rap rack word to the whole spiel
Cause I'm Ultraman like Alexander oh shit

[Dez]
And I hate to sound cliche but son I do my thing thing
Bathrobes and scaffolding swinging from my ding ding

[Nobs]
You like foreplay that's A-OK
But I kick my bitch like it 808

[Dez]
It go thicka thick click, rotary phone rhyme scheme
[?] with the perfume count her up at Frilens

[Nobs]
You frying like I inked this shit well that's doo-doo
We be selling the fat on your ass right back to you

[Dez & Nobs]
Chicka chicka ah, Chicka chicka uh
Chicka chicka mama, o day
Chicka chicka um, Chicka chicka uh
Chicka chicka mama, o day
Chicka chicka ah, Chicka chicka uh
Chicka chicka mama, o day
Chicka chicka ah, Chicka chicka oh
Chicka chicka mama, o day
[Nobs]
Snoop and Dre deep cover 06'
We that Pharaohe Monch you just Prince Po pits

[Dez]
Shit is insult bliss we offend whole cliques
Plus the rims don't fit on your Pinto bitch

[Nobs]
Big up big up it's a stick up
You bitin' shit won't get your dick sucked

[Dez]
Except for bullsies like us who you are slower then
Then we gets more brains then a lawnmower man

[Nobs]
Yo we be going ape shit on some Kathy Bates shit
Looking stupid like Mötley Crüe all getting face lifts

[Dez]
Stupid like do-it-yourself date rape kits
That's why breakfast skateboards ain't saying shit

[Nobs]
And I'm done with chicks acting sour like lemonade
Went from this in cage all the way to disengaged
[Dez]
And if I have to I'll say your fucking name
Cause I'm gonna get my kicks for the whole shit house goes up in flames

[Dez & Nobs]
Chicka chicka ah, Chicka chicka uh
Chicka chicka mama, o day
Chicka chicka um, Chicka chicka uh
Chicka chicka mama, o day
Chicka chicka ah, Chicka chicka uh
Chicka chicka mama, o day
Chicka chicka ah, Chicka chicka oh
Chicka chicka mama, o day

[Dez]
Somewhere in between a dippie and a Paxil
Hard rocks get broken down to kitty litter gravel

[Nobs]
Outta my mind cause New York City is a hassle
So I'd rather batter up and battle winners in Seattle

[Dez]
And when we on tour we don't give a fuck what city is
It's our job encourage you to act like total idiots

[Nobs]
This is the ultimate Christmas gift
You can give this shit to a fat fuck or skinny bitch

[Dez]
Gimme this mic
You can keep the cash advance and
Buy yourself a pair oops I crapped my pants

[Nobs]
Just another one of them who women I can't stand
Fans of sluts like Jennifer Biels an Flashdance

[Dez]
Cause you either clap hands or clap cauliflower crotchless panties
Looking like some trannies up at Ozzfest

[Nobs]
Got this like goth chicks in a mosh pit
And I use my band pass to fuck them to enter sandman
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
Off to never never land
Sue me Lars

Right
We did that
We did it we did it
No mistakes allowed
We did it no mistakes
High five high fi
Yeah Dez high five
Alright you're missing
You're missing

[Dez]
Stop
Somebody call hip hop

[Nobs]
Hip em got em

Song writer(s): Nobs

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